Kimâ€™s Stolen Ring Actually Has the Word â€˜Adidasâ€™ Carved Into It
So you know how Kanye got Kim a second engagement ring that was even blingier than Kimâ€™s first engagement ring because heâ€™s rich and eccentric like that?
Turns out that ring, which was stolen from Kim on Sunday, had a giant flaw: Kanye thought it would be funny to engrave the word it â€œAdidasâ€ on it.
Right, because as everybody knows, women spend their entire lives dreaming of the day their husband gives them a joke ring.
A few days before the robbery, Kim sat down with Andy Cohen and told the story of how Kanye woke her up in the middle of the night to play this cruel joke on her:
â€œI was sleeping, and [Kanye] woke me up in the middle of the night and said, â€˜Babe, babe, I got you something from Adidas.â€™ And I said, â€˜Iâ€™ll get the shoes in the morning babe, Iâ€™m sleeping.â€™ And then he put a box on my pillow, a Lorraine Schwartz box, and he goes, â€˜No, open your eyes.â€™ And I opened my eyes and it was a box, and I like, woke up, and I was like, â€˜What is this?â€™â€
What Kanye should have said was, â€œItâ€™s your worst nightmare, babeâ€ but according to Kim what he actually said was, â€œWell, you know I just did that big Adidas deal, so I got you something from Adidas!â€
And then Kim ended her story by saying, â€œand he engraved Adidas on the band inside because heâ€™s funny like that.â€
Honestly, Iâ€™ve never seriously considered the idea that Kimâ€™s robbery was staged until now. It just never made sense to me why she would risk the incredibly profitableÂ empire she built from scratch for what turned out to just be a small amount of public pity.
Now, it all makes sense to me.
Thatâ€™s just how much she hated the fact that Kanye ruined a priceless ring by carving the word â€œAddidasâ€ into it.
You go girl.
[H/T Radio Andy]