Kim K Reemerges as a Sexy Christmas Alien in New Video
Kim Kardashian Westâ€™s sexiness has been described as out of this world, so in what we can only describe as a genius move, LOVE cast Kim K as a Christmas sex alienÂ in their latest campy-ass advent video.
The video starts out with a hand, which we can either assume is Kimâ€™s or that of theÂ 12-year-old boy whoâ€™s presumably creating this fantasy to jerk off to, reaching into a box that used to hold Cuban cigars, but is now filled with crayons, a sharpener shaped like a cow and a Barbie doll that looks like a second-rate Instagram girlâ€™s failed attempt to dress like Kim K’s body double.
As epic family-friendly music plays, the hand begins to scribble out a drawing of a Northern-lights filled sky, but as the drawing becomes real, the fantasy gets drowned out the sound ofÂ a woman giving the best faked orgasm of her life.
In the middle of all that moaning, a star thatâ€™s possibly a spaceship crashes down to earth, and then Kim K materializes, surrounded by wisps of smoke, dressed in nude lingerie, heels and fur, completely unconcerned about anything beyond her own sexiness.
But donâ€™t worry, she comes in peace.
Itâ€™s the best Christmas present we never would have thought to ask for.
Watch it below and give thanks.