Khloe Kardashian Moved Away at 16 To Bro Out Before She Was Famous
Did you know that when KhloÃ© Kardashian was 16 years old, she decided she’d had enough of Mama Kris’s Kontrolling Klaws and decided she’d rather move out and go live with boys?
And can you believe that Kris actually let her baby daughter go out and live her bro fantasy?
What a fucking CHILL mom.
â€œI was rebellious and having an annoying time at home,” KhloÃ© explained on her website. “My parents didnâ€™t want me to leave, but I was a little brat.”Â
Not to mention a little bro-in-training.
KhloÃ© immediately moved into the apartment of an “older man,” but before you get excited, she lived with there with his family and was just his live-in “personal assistant.”
Honestly, besides stressing that “it wasn’t intimate,” KhloÃ© didn’t provide any additional details, so we’re guessing that Mama Kris probably set this one up. Think about it: who hires a 16-year-old to be their live-in personal assistant?
Then, after a year, KhloÃ© ditched that scene to go move in with her bro, the rapper with a notoriously large penis, The Game, and a few of his friends in what we can only assume was a bro palace.
Again, she stressed that the situation wasÂ NOT ROMANTIC,Â but that “we were all friends.”
Yeah, best friends who like to drink beer, play video games and sit around in basketball shorts, playing with their balls and talking about which girls they’d like to fuck (A.K.A. every girl they’ve had more than a 5 second interaction with in the past two weeks).
In a 2015 interview with E!, The Game basically confirmed all this says, “Before you guys knew her as ‘KhloÃ© Kardashian,’ she was just like the tomboy Kardashian. She was cool. She could come hangout with us and chill. It was never about that.”
So there you have it.
Before KhloÃ© Kardashian was famous, she used to be a hardcore bro.
Happens to the best of us.
[H/TÂ KhloÃ© Kardashian’s Website]