KhloÃ© Kardashian Is Just Throwing This Boyfriend Checklist Out There
KhloÃ© Kardashian is singleÂ and ready to mingle (aside from still being married), but only if the boys in question match up to theÂ boyfriend checklist she published on her app yesterday.
Ladies, let’s hear it for having standards.Â Like literally, we don’t know a single girl who doesn’t mention these four things when she’s talking about what her ideal bae would look like. The only difference: KhloÃ© has an app to publish hers on so that all fuckboys know not to even try it with her.
Don’t believe us?
Get ready to see the light.
According to Khlo, here’s what she’s looking for:
1. He’s gotta be hot
â€œObviously I have to be physically attracted to some degree, but Iâ€™ve learned that really comes and goes.
2. He’s gotta have a good personality
“If the guy doesnâ€™t have a good personality, then the physical connection will get old REALLY quickly!â€
3. He’s gotta be LOL funny, but not OMG ur so weird funny
â€œI like a man with a sense of humor. Iâ€™m really silly and goofy, so I need someone who can appreciate that and serve it back to me. But I donâ€™t want him to be too out-there and so quirky that we donâ€™t share the same kind of jokes, LOL.â€
4. Bae’s gotta have ambition #noscrubs
â€œHonestly, to me the sexiest qualities in a man are drive and ambition. I want someone who has structure to his days – he doesnâ€™t necessarily have to be on my schedule, but if heâ€™s working towards a goal and is driven, itâ€˜ a turn-on.â€
See? Isn’t that exactly what you’ve told all your friends you’re looking for on between 4-400 different occasions?
Like we said,Â KhloÃ© Kardashian created the Universal Bae Checklist.
Girl what would we ever do without you and your invaluable contributions to modern dating?