Khloé Admits She Kinda Likes When Kim Gets Dumped
Savageness courses through the veins of all the children Kris Jenner has pushed out of her womb, but Khloé Kardashian has always been a little bit extra about it — like that time she posted a picture of some rando girl’s butthole on Twitter, thinking it was Chloe Grace Moretz’s.
And this extra savage behavior was on full display when Khloé admitted on her new TV show she low key loves it when Kim gets broken up with.
On a clip for her new reality show, Revenge Body, Khloé was talking with a contestant who’d just broken up with his boyfriend when she decided to launch into a 100% not helpful, but illuminating story.
“I remember when we were younger,” Khloé began, before inexplicably launching into a tangent about her older sister Kimberly, “Kim is like the most beautiful person, never had weight issues, like I don’t feel sorry for her, ever! And any guy she would break up with she was like, ‘Who’s gonna want me?’ and I’m like, ‘Shut the fuck up!’”
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You don’t say.
“It always used to make me feel a little good. I’m like, ‘Well if Kim feels that way then I’m OK that I feel that way.”
Like a nice guy who’s sitting in front of a famous girl asking for her to help him lose a bunch of weight, the contestant unconvincingly told Khloé, “no, I feel great just hearing that” even though it literally had nothing to do with him and how he could feel better about getting broken up with.
Best of luck to you, dude.
Hope Khloé’s workout advice is more helpful than her how to deal with getting broken up with advice.