Kanye Says Kim Not Being Naked Is Like â€˜Adele Not Singing’
Kimye is one of the worldâ€™s most public couples, and to prove they have nothing to hide, they invited a journalist from Harperâ€™s Bazaar into their bed for an interview and ended up revealing a lot of well, letâ€™s just say interesting details about themselves.
Oddly enough, the interview began with Kim and Kanye discussing whether or not they should get an outdoor shower
Kanye: I think we should get an outdoor shower.
Kim: Well, outside would be freezing, so maybe one inside and one outside. One and one.
Kanye: But thereâ€™s a way that you can open the glass, like a sunroof. Iâ€™m thinking about the plaster too, around the bathtub.
Kim: Weâ€™ll discuss.
And then with the interviewerâ€™s undoubtedly exasperated, â€œOkay,â€ they moved on to important questions like, whatâ€™s their favorite body part?
Kanye: Is the face a body part? My favorite body part of Kimâ€™s: heart.
Kim: Awww, now I have to say the same. But of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs. When Iâ€™m not really pregnant, I have a two-pack. [Laughs] And of Kanyeâ€™s? I have to say his heart. And Iâ€™ve always loved his legs.
Do either of them have any hidden talents?
Kim: I can smell when someone has a cavity. Itâ€™s a very specific smellâ€”not a bad-breath smellâ€”but something that is really strong.
Kanye: I can analyze peopleâ€™s intentions. Immediately. Thatâ€™s just a warning. To everyone.
Whatâ€™s their favorite selfie pose?
Kim: I love a selfie in the mirror.
Kanye: I love her nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes. I feel like itâ€™s almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think itâ€™s important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing.
â€œKanye,â€ the interviewer couldnâ€™t help herself from asking. â€œNude selfies?â€
â€œI used to do nude selfies in my single days,â€ Kanye admitted. â€œYouâ€™d get a good cock shot here and there. [Laughs.] Gotta keep it rock â€˜nâ€™ roll.â€
â€¨â€¨What would they do if they were invisible?
â€¨Kanye: Womenâ€™s locker room.
Kim: I would probably creepily follow my kids around, see how they act, see what they talk about. I record my daughter just talking because the things she says are so funny. I could watch her talk all day.
Kanye: Yeah, maybe. See, Kim? Yours is so much nicer than mine.
And, most importantly, whoâ€™s the vainest?
â€¨Kim: I mean, me.
Kanye: Yeah, I think she has vanity. And with me, I donâ€™t give a fuck, bro, it is what it is. Iâ€™m the best â€” now what? I donâ€™t know if thatâ€™s a vain statement. I donâ€™t particularly like photos of myself, though.â€
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[H/TÂ Harper’s Bazaar]