Justin Bieber Fakes a Stoner Accent to Defend His Dreads
It’s hard to believe, but Justin Bieber has had white boy dreads for over two weeks now.
While most sane human beings realize this is a problematic hairstyle, Justin Bieber doesn’t care about cultural appropriation, he just cares about one thing: himself. And he really really really likes his white boy dreads, okay?
In an Instagram video posted earlier today, Justin addressed society’s problem with his hair in a way that only Justin Bieber would. He put on his best chill stoner dude accent, which is itself kind of racist, and mocked all the “squares” who couldn’t handle his do:
“Dude, are you gonna do anything with your hair? Are you just gonna leave it like that dude? Yeah, some girl came up to me, ‘I love you Justin, but like, that’s like my least favorite hair style of yours.'”
One thing’s for certain: Justin’s white boy dreads are here to stay and he doesn’t care what you have to say about it.
Actually he does, please repeat your complaint for him again so he can write it down and mock you for it later, okay?