Drunk Justin Bieber Kanye-Ranted About Why People Hate Him
In case you missed it, Justin Bieber loves himself. Like, a lot.
In fact, maybe the only thing Justin loves more than himself is talking about how much he loves himself, so after he maybe/probably got drunk on Saturday night at 1OAK in West Hollywood he decided to give an impromptu performance/motivational speech for everybody because YOLO.
Before he even began talking, everybody in the crowd knew they’d be in for a good time because the Biebs fell backwards and had to be helped back into a seated position by security. Sadly the video circulated by E! News begins just after this happened, so we’ll just have to imagine how glorious the moment was for ourselves.
Beginning things off in the regular call and response celebrity way, Justin warms up the crowd by asking them, “Yo, you guys havin‘ a good night tonight?”
Although the crowd gives their answer in the form of a woo, their answer put into words translates as, “duh, we’re about to watch a drunk celebrity potentially embarrass himself, but enough about us, Justin, please tell us what’s on your mind.”
Obviously, Justin Bieber was more than happy to oblige.
“See, I’m not gonna give like a 30 minute speech. I’m not Kanye West. I love Kanye. I only got a little bit to give though. All I’m gonna say is let’s have a good night, let’s enjoy ourselves. Let’s be ourselves. I think the thing the wold struggles with most is just being ourselves.”
Oh please Justin, go on.
“Maybe I’m drunk. Maybe I’m just speaking real shit. But I feel like a lot of the reason why so many people hate on me is cause I’m just myself. You can hate on me for being myself, too, but I feel like if you just are yourself and are OK with being just yourself and making spontaneous decisions of just wearing whatever you wanna wear and doing whatever you wanna do…you’re gonna make bad decisions sometimes but you ultimately wanna make good decisions, so let’s try to make the best decisions we can possibly know or feel and let’s have a good night.”
Can we get an amen up in here?
Watch the whole video here and get ready to either feel inspired or FOMO because everybody in that room got a really good ab workout from LOLing.