Jennifer Lopez Went To Subway Cuz Being Afraid Of Bread Is So 2012
Yesterday, afterÂ Jennifer Lopez wrapped upÂ a long day of looking fabulous in pantsuits for her NBC TV show, “Shades of Blue,” she was hungry. Like, so hungry that a kale salad with a shallot vinaigrette and a handful of artisanal cucumbers just would not cut it.
So she did what any rational person would do.
She went and got a fricking sandwich from Subway becauseÂ being afraid of bread is so 2012.
Even though a couple of slices of bread never killed anybody, this sandwich was definitely not a part ofÂ her diet, which her personal trainer has described as â€œall organic” and “very well thought out [EXTRA LOL], with the balance of very high quality proteins and a lot of nutrient-dense food,â€ adding that â€œeverything is fresh. Thereâ€™s nothing processed.â€
Guess she was taking Subway’s joke of a motto, “Eat Fresh,” too seriously.
Still, as Jennifer Lopez’s trainer points out, “She is a very balanced person, so sheâ€™s not going to miss out on Thanksgiving or a holiday with her children.â€
Or you know, a casual street sandwich when youâ€™re so hungry that you think youâ€™re gonna faint if you donâ€™t get some food into you right there and then.
Not that weâ€™re judging.
Weâ€™ve all been there, J. Lo.
And the next time we are there, we’ll think back to you, the patron saint of emergency street sandwiches, and give thanks for your dedication to the cause.
[H/TÂ The Daily Mail]