Go Ahead and Take This Engagement Ring Quiz, You Psycho

I am here to tell you that I took an engagement ring quiz this afternoon and you can too.

I know what you’re thinking.

Pshhhht, what kind of loser daydreams about her engagement ring? 

You’d have to be a psycho to lurk one of those ring websites and think about what kind you’d want.

Who even wants to get married anyway?

And I’m not here to tell you you’re wrong.

But what I am here to tell you is that just in case you want to switch your browser to private, turn off all the lights, and devote the next five minutes of your life to something completely shallow, frivolous, and lame, there is a new website with a surprisingly effective and super fun engagement ring quiz.

It’s called Reverie, and it’s a website for ring-starved girls who want to drop hints to their clueless boyfriends without being rude. They emailed me a pitch about their website and I am not gonna lie to you guys, I 100% made an account and took their “fun quiz.” And I got “classic,” which is totally true! I’m classic as fuck. I then got to look at a bunch of ridiculously expensive sparkly rings that have nothing to do with my actual life. It was a very fun and very un-cool way to spend an afternoon and I regret nothing.

Because listen, no one is saying you have to get married if you take an engagement ring quiz. No one’s even saying it means you want to. It’s kind of like how if a guy watches a super specific and vaguely disconcerting genre of porn, it doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a sociopath.

So make like a 12-year-old looking up porn for the first time and go secretly check it out. I know you want to.

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