The Trailer for ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Looks So Dumb
This isn’t normally something I like to come out and admit to strangers, but I paid actual money to see Fifty Shades of Grey in a movie theater and loved almost every second of it.
I was blazed as f*ck at the time, but still, it was one of the better comedies I saw all year.
As soon as I saw the news that the first trailer for Fifty Shades Darker had finally surfaced this morning, I made it my mission to watch it right away. And you know what? It looks just as dumb as the first movie, although to be 100% honest, I’m not confident I understand what’s going on in it.
From the looks of things, the basic plot of the movie is the kinky rich hot dude (Christian Grey) tries to get his innocent vanilla girlfriend (Anastasia Steele) back, but she won’t do it unless he agrees to be her boring vanilla boyfriend.
There’s a few clips of them doing boring vanilla things like sailing on a boat and hanging out at art shows, so obviously this works out for a hot second, until a bunch of creepy people with masks show up and start threatening/warning/planning to kill the vanilla girlfriend.
Full warning: there will also be some sex, which may or may not want to make you laugh even harder.
Like I said, I’m not so sure what’s going on, but knowing this franchise… the plot won’t be that important anyway. So, whatever!
I don’t know about you, but even with this godforsaken trailer, I cannot wait to LOL my face off.