Trump Said ‘Titties’ In a Speech and No One Can Handle It
So you know that thing that happens sometimes when you’re speaking in front of a large group of people where you get flustered, try to say the word “cities” and accidentally say the word “titties” instead?
Oh, that’s not a thing?
Well, it happened to Donald Trump today, so guess it is now.
In what should have been a very serious speech in Detroit about economic policy, Trump got a little confused while reading the teleprompter.
Trump promises to pour trillions into “titties like Detroit” https://t.co/X5GtBON1L6
— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) August 8, 2016
Obviously, that’s now the only thing that people can talk about and they’re DYING over how funny it is.
Ahh, It’s Charles Dickens’ lesser-known novel, ‘A Tale of Two Titties” #trumpindetroit #trumpisunfit https://t.co/DSpYfsGcDy
— Jennifer (@gillovnot) August 8, 2016
aide: read from the teleprompter, that way you won’t say anything stupid
trump: got it
[5m later]
trump: TITTIES— Hippo (@InternetHippo) August 8, 2016
*pretends it was obama who said titties instead of trump* pic.twitter.com/DwdrtscQBt
— Galore (@TheGaloreMag) August 8, 2016
#trumpindetroit wish to personally thank Donald for working so hard to make Hillary our first woman president. pic.twitter.com/Z2f6g4cmHd
— BillyLeePontificator (@BillyLeePontif) August 8, 2016
Trump accidentally saying “titties” is the closest he’ll ever get to caring about women’s issues #titties
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) August 8, 2016
All voters will remember from August is Trump attacking a hero’s parents for asking him to read the Constitution and him saying “titties.”
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 8, 2016
Many of our biggest titties need a lot of support. https://t.co/pg6TzOXYU9
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) August 8, 2016
Of course, it’s all slightly less funny when you remember that this is a man who has a fair shot at becoming president in November, but YOLO, right?
