Demi Lovato Says No White Boy Could Ever Be As Passionate As Wilmer Valderrama
ICYMI, Demi Lovato is really into Wilmer Valderrama, her apparently incredibly loving boyfriend of sixÂ years.
According to an interview she just did withÂ Latina Magazine, Wilmer is such a satisfying boyfriendÂ thatÂ allÂ the lovinÂ she’s gotten from white boys legit cannot compare to Wilmer’s passion â€”Â and she’s pretty sure, but not 100% confident, it’s because he’s Latino.
“When I dated white guys, it wasnâ€™t as passionate as my relationship with Wilmer. Maybe thatâ€™s just Wilmer. But I do believe that Latin people are just more expressive, more passionate with their emotions.â€
As far asÂ stereotypes go, this is one of the chiller ones Demi could reenforce to a global audience, but honestly, it’s probably just Wilmer and his allegedly 8+ inch long penis.
While our first impulse on hearing a guy brag he’s packing heat like that is to roll our eyes and laugh hysterically, Wilmer having a rurl big dick is pretty much the only explanation we can think of for the impressive list of A/B-list celebrities Wilmer has had the pleasure of dating and then being a total dick to.
Do you have time for a quick history lesson?
Ever since Wilmer Valderrama got his big break as the lovable foreign exchange student Fez onÂ That 70s Show, he’s always had aÂ girlfriend.
Not that weâ€™re shaming Valderrama or anything, but before he got together with Demi in 2010, he datedÂ Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Minka Kelly and Avril Lavigne.
And after their relationships ended, WilmerÂ was a dick to almost every single one of them in an infamous interview with Howard Stern.
In said interviewÂ he bragged about taking Mandy Mooreâ€™s virginity, revealing that â€œthe sex with Mandy was good, but it wasnâ€™t like warm apple pie,â€ whatever that means. He also told Howard that Ashlee Simpson was a â€œscreamer,â€ Lindsay Lohan was a â€œbig fan of waxingâ€ and that on a scale of 1 to 10, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an 8 in bed.Â
So basically what weâ€™re saying is that itâ€™s not that heâ€™s a Latino Demi, itâ€™s just because your boyfriend is really intoÂ using that dick he was blessed with.
But don’t worry, so long as you two never break up, you two should be just fine.