Study Finds That Conservatives Who Love Disney Also Love BDSM
We all know those weird couples who decide to go to Disneyland for their honeymoon, or that girl from your high school who has dressed up as Cinderella every Halloween since the 4th grade. But what does it mean when people are obsessed with Disney well into adulthood? (Like me, for example…)
Well according to one study, conservatives who list Disney as one of their interests on their dating profiles are into rough intimacy. I wish we could say we were surprised, but it actually sort of makes sense.
The data comes from an Ok Cupid study that analyzed 190,000 user profiles and measured their political leanings with their personal likes and dislikes. Liberals who like rough sex list Quentin Tarantino and Pulp Fiction on their profile, which is also unsurprising.
Think about it: conservatives love to look squeaky clean while secretly liking weird sex shit. Meanwhile, liberals love to be loud and proud about their odd interests, from kink to cult movies. None of these stats should be surprising.
But as a liberally-leaning chick myself, I would argue that all people who are into Disney are kinky doing it freaks. Just think about when you see a cute little Disney creature (like Gus, the mouse from Cinderella) and how you want to squeeze it? Maybe instead of squeezing a cartoon character, you can just have your partner squeeze your nipples with some clamps? Or IDK try some pain-play with a cane?
Who could forget when we were blessed with these weird-ass 50 Shades of Grey inspired Disney illustrations? Complete with Kristoff from Frozen (and his perfect but) holding Anna’s bloody tampon? If we needed more proof that Disney lovers were also into BDSM, that was it.
A dating app for Disney freaks came out a while ago, and I can only imagine the awesomely kinky roleplays they’re having right now. Beauty and the beast? Some animal fetish stuff with Lady and the Tramp? Who knows! The possibilities are endless.
Cover art by Ashley Uzer
