Calvin Harris Wrote a Song That’s Probably About T Swift and Nobody Cares
Calvin Harrisâ€˜ biggest claim to fame is that once upon a time he dated Taylor Swift for an entire year, and he never wants you to forget that, which is why he just wrote a song called â€œMy Wayâ€ thatâ€™s probably about her.
â€œThe songâ€™s kind of about breaking out of a situation that you thought was a good thing,â€ Calvin told iHeartRadio after premiering his latest masterpiece. â€œAnd it could be anything. It could be a job, or it could be a relationship.â€
Only itâ€™s definitely about a relationship. And not just any relationship, but aÂ relationship with somebody whom Calvin calls â€œtwo-facedâ€ and canâ€™t help but remind us was â€œthe one thing in my wayâ€ over and over and over and over again.
The only problem?
“My Way”Â is roughly thirteen news cycles too late. We don’t even care about Taylor and Tom anymore, so why would we care about this ancient history?
Also, the song is pretty horrible, unless youâ€™re looking for a song that will make you want to bang our head against a wall halfway through just to make it to stop, in which case â€œMy Wayâ€ is excellent.
10/10 would recommend.
If not, then just go back to ignoring Calvin Harris like the rest of the world is about to too.