Watch Britney Lap Up Milk Like a Sexy Cat In Her New Music Video
Iâ€™m just gonna go out on a limb and say that Britney Spearsâ€™ new music video is weird.
For the first thirty seconds, things look spooky.
A car pulls up to a big ole rusty mansion gate that opens on its own, but then the music kicks in, Britney takes off her fur coat, and you quickly realize Britneyâ€™s just pulling up to a sex party.
Only itâ€™s not what you imagine when you think “sex party,” it’s the kind where men stand outside juggling knives and inside, there’s a bunch of people standing around blowing bubbles and wearing cat ears.
Seriously, thereâ€™s so many cat ears.
Then again, what else would you expect from a song called “Slumber Party” with lyrics like:
â€œI think I see confetti from this position / pillow fights and feathers overdosinâ€˜ / smells like cologne and candy lotion / like a slumber party.â€
â€œItâ€™s kind of like a younger Eyes Wide Shut theme,â€ film studies 201 student Britney told Mario Lopez in October. â€œSo, itâ€™s kind of a little risquÃ©. Itâ€™s very sexy, itâ€™s itâ€™s very moody â€” and itâ€™s fun! Itâ€™s fun.â€
And nothing says risquÃ© sexy fun like that scene towards the endÂ when Britney gets down on all fours and proceeds to lap up milk like a sexy cat.
Say it with me everybody,Â Meow!
Stay weird, Brit Brit.