BeyoncÃ© Fans Thought Rachael Ray Was Rachel Roy Because Spelling Is Hard
This weekend BeyoncÃ© released an album that may or may not be about Jay Z cheating on her with some girl named Becky who has good hair.
Obviously, this album takes place in a made-up world where BeyoncÃ© does not have good hair, because let’s be real.
The Beyhive however wasted no time in pointing out that Becky was probably Rachel Roy, which led to a lot of fans dragging Rachael Ray through the virtual mud because they got confused and thought the two semi-famous Rach(a)els were the same person.
What a difference one vowel can make.
I thought Rachel Roy was Rachel Ray. I’ve never heard of Rachel Roy. I thought it was a typo.
â€” deray mckesson (@deray) April 24, 2016
I thought jay cheated with that Rachel Ray cooking hoe I was about to lose my mind
â€” hUH (@madgalfifi) April 24, 2016
Me searching for the difference between Rachel Ray and Rachel Roy pic.twitter.com/ZRfOn32a64
â€” jon. (@prasejeebus) April 24, 2016
For clarityâ€™s sake, letâ€™s go over this for a hot second, kay?
Rachael Ray is a TV host/celebrity chef who specializes in quick and easy meals. Sheâ€™s been married since 2005 and last made gossip magazines when it was reported that her husband was making repeat visits to a Manhattan swingers club and may or may not have cheated on her in bedrooms across the city.
Rachel Roy is a fashion designer who got her big break as creative director of Rocawear, the clothing company started by Jay Z and Rachelâ€™s now-ex husband Damon Dash. She was divorced in 2009 and last made gossip magazines when it was reported that she had gotten into a confrontation with Solange shortly before the infamous elevator incident went down. Sheâ€™s also the kind of girl who thinks posting pictures like this is a good idea:
Like câ€™mon, Rachel, how did you not see the backlash that was coming to you?
Also, not to state the obvious but Becky is probably not a real person. Still, by all means please continue to keep the speculation alive. Beyonce didnâ€™t surprise drop an album for you to keep your thoughts to yourself.
Buzz around your queen, bees.