BeyoncÃ©â€™s New Ad Proves Sheâ€™s Officially Lost Touch With Earthlings
BeyoncÃ© may be a goddess sent to earth, but sheâ€™s also a weirdo.
Case in point, in the new commercial announcing her 2016 Fall/Winter Ivy Park collection, BeyoncÃ© actually expects us to believe that when the going gets tough in her workouts, she actually visualizesÂ somebody she loves and imagines them turning into her personal cheerleader until she feels the strength to do another push-up, orÂ whatever.
In her own words:
â€œEven when my throat is burning and my lungs feel like theyâ€™re drowning, sweat is stinging my eyes, my feet feel like theyâ€™re gonna explode, when Iâ€™m about to give up I picture that one person I love more than anyone. I picture them where ever they are in the world. And I imagine myself running towards them. I see their face theyâ€™re smiling, theyâ€™re cheering and theyâ€™re so proud of me. I make it to the end, I push past the pain and I find…love.â€
No matter what our personal feelings on BeyoncÃ© are, I think we can all agree that this is not a normal response.
Also, I think we can all agree that maybe it’s time she stopped working out so hard.
Pretty sure that if your lungs feel like they’re drowning the last thing you should be doing is working out for another 15 minutes, unless that’s just what they do on whatever planet BeyoncÃ© was sent from.