Stories by Perry Johnson

Perry Johnson

Perrin Johnson is a fashion and culture editor covering style, beauty, pop culture, and whatever he’s currently overthinking. He is also the voice behind NOT THAT SERIOUS, because unfortunately, he noticed something. Contact Perrin at editsbyperry@gmail.com or follow @editsbyperry

1. • Fashion

   

   AIMEE SONG WANTS YOUR GLASSES TO BE PART OF THE OUTFIT

   Sep 28, 2026 @ 12:34 pm Perry Johnson

   I’ve been treating my glasses like a utility. Aimee Song’s new ZEELOOL collection would like me to reconsider my entire face.

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2. • Fashion

   

   WHAT EXACTLY WAS JACOB ELORDI DOING AT BOTTEGA VENETA?

   Sep 28, 2026 @ 12:27 pm Perry Johnson

   Jacob Elordi brought a camera to Bottega Veneta, Kendall Jenner closed the show, and I have questions. Plus, Gucci’s dramatic makeup, fall wardrobe problems, and why everybody suddenly needs an immediate response.

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3. • Beauty

   

   DID GUCCI JUST SEND THE ENTIRE BEAUTY DEPARTMENT TO HR???

   Sep 28, 2026 @ 12:12 pm Perry Johnson

   Gucci’s beauty department has some explaining to do. From technicolor smoky eyes to Prada’s deliberately exhausted makeup and The Attico’s crystal embellishments, Milan Fashion Week is making a case for getting weird with your makeup again.

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4. • Health

   

   GALORESCOPES: YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE FOR SEPT. 28–OCT. 4

   Sep 28, 2026 @ 11:10 am Perry Johnson

   Libra season wants balance, Venus is going retrograde, and apparently somebody from the past has remembered your phone number. Your weekly GALORESCOPES are here.

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