IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. WHY AM I STILL THE SAME PERSON???
I was promised a fall rebrand. Instead, I watched Kylie Jenner get a spray tan while ignoring my emails.
Stories by Perry Johnson
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GALORESCOPES ARE BACK, BABY: YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE FOR SEPT. 21–27
It’s Libra season, the Full Moon has thoughts, and everyone suddenly wants balance.
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BAD GYAL HAS A NEW BAG. UNFORTUNATELY, NOW I WANT ONE.
Bad Gyal, a very good bag and a campaign that actually has a plot. Dsquared2 went back to 2006, and unfortunately, we’re listening.
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MAYBE EVERYTHING DOESN’T NEED TO BECOME YOUR PROBLEM
Someone’s in a bad mood. Someone sent a weird email. Maybe adulthood is realizing how much of it was never yours to carry.
