Ariana Grande’s New Song Is About Banging Until You Can’t Walk Straight
Ariana Grande’s new song is about a marathon man.
This is a beautiful moment.
Two years ago, Ariana Grande was still wearing cat ears in “sexy” music videos, now she’s singing songs about doing the dirty.
Look at how far she’s come.
In a lot of ways, “Side by Side” is a classic story.
Ariana’s friends don’t want her seeing this boy because he’s “got a bad reputation” but she couldn’t give less of a f*ck because the D is just that good.
“I’ve been here all night / I’ve been here all day / and boy, got me walkin’ side to side.”
And just in case you think we just have dirty minds and we’re making this all up, Ariana even confirmed it herself at the VMAs when she told a reporter, “that whole song is about riding leading to soreness,” or as Lena Dunham more explicitly put it, “Side to Side is about getting railed so hard you can’t walk.”
Jack just explained that the song Side to Side is about getting railed so hard you can’t walk. SO MANY EMOTIONZ.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) August 30, 2016
Also, just watch the music video. It’s very clear. They spend half of it riding stationary bikes and taking gyration breaks.
We’re so proud of the woman you’ve become, Ari.