3 Real Housewives Randomly Got Naked On Instagram This Weekend
As an avid watcher of reality shows, I consider it a personal failing of mine to have never waded into the tumultuous sea that is The Real Housewives of [Insert City Here] franchise.
Still, even a non-fan like me couldn’t help but notice that a disproportionately large percentage of said Real Housewives celebrated the three-day weekend by posting nude pictures on Instagram.
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First, there was Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Lisa Rinna.
After spending a FULL WEEK contemplating the best way to celebrate Playboy’s decision to bring back nudes after swearing off naked women forever in 2015, Lisa Rinna decided to commemorate this joyous occasion by taking her own naked selfie and posting it on Instagram.
Only then, she thought it over some more, decided she wasn’t that kind of girl and deleted it.
But then, after EVEN MORE contemplation, she changed her mind AGAIN, decided to just embrace her inner YOLO and post it.
“It’s back,” she initially captioned the photo the second time around. “I got scared then I said I’m 53 – zero f*cks given! Cheers to Playboy for going back to nudes. The female body is so beautiful, every size and every age. Be proud! #thefeamlebodyisbeautiful #allshapesandsizes #loveyourself #loveyourbody.”
Although after EVEN FURTHER consideration, she deleted the “It’s back. I got scared then I said I’m 53 – zero f*cks given part” of the caption for literally who knows what reason.
Then on Monday, former Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Brandi Glanville, whose ex-husband cheated on her with Leann Rimes of all people, decided to show her fans how much her and her new boyfriend like to hang out without their clothes on.
Well, actually, to be completely fair to Brandi, she wasn’t the one to actually post the photo.
Her boyfriend, DJ Donald Friese, was the one who posted the image on his private Instagram account.
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Brandi posted a much classier “before” shot on her Instagram.
It’s unclear whether this nude Instagram picture has anything to do with the one Lisa Rinna posted earlier, but seeing as just last month Lisa Rinna shaded Brandi on an episode of Real Housewives and then Brandi angrily tweeted to Lisa about it, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say there probably is a connection.
@lisarinna I do not think of u or refer to u & trust me when I leave this world I will be known for more than an eating disorder & a BAD wig
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) January 4, 2017
#RHOBH @lisarinna get some new material stop using mine!!!Have a wonderful day!
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) January 4, 2017
Maybe Brandi got her boyfriend to post the photo because now that she’s a published author and not a Real Housewife anymore, her brand is too classy for nudes?
And last but not least, Real Housewife of Atlanta Cynthia Bailey commemorated her 50th birthday by posting a classy but hunched over nude on a wrap-around leather couch.
“Hello 50. Nice to meet you. Let’s do this #50cynt,” she captioned the selfie.
Although I’m sad to tell you, Cynthia’s party seems to have been 50 Cent-themed in name only.
This seems to be a completely unrelated nude and not at all in reaction to what Lisa Rinna or Brandi Glanville posted, mostly because it’s not a selfie and was taken for an actual event Cynthia knew was going to happen in advance.
Now, I could very well be wrong about that, but here’s one thing I’m not wrong about: it was a very nude weekend for the Real Housewives of Make Bravo Richer.
Andy Cohen, if you were secretly behind the whole thing, good job, buddy.
You finally got my attention.
