15 Pices of Proof Miley Cyrus Is Buddy the Elf, But Stoned
Kris Jenner may have the best Christmas decorations in town, but nobody gets turnt off the Christmas spirit quite like Miley Cyrus.
Here’s 15 times the tree wasn’t the only thing getting lit in the Cyrus household this time of year.
1. Taking an Elfie Selfie Before the Drugs Kick In and You Can’t Feel Your Face Anymore
Miley ain’t about that rookie mistake lyf.
2. Stripping for Santa
If you got it, stuff it into a stocking for all the naughty boys and girls to open on Christmas morning.
3. When You Think You’re Never Gonna Get Lit and Then the Drugs Finally Kick In Like…
Diddly motherfuckin doo, indeed.
4. Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like an Unclassifiable Accent!
No good can come from dabbing.
5. Joints 4 Santa
Hope you can drive high, big guy.
6. Freeing the Nipple Under the Mistletoe
“@MileyCyrus: Merry Christmas ❤️❤️ THANK YOU NY for being one of the few states to @freethenipple pic.twitter.com/nYYYBXE0LM”
Fan de Miley!👍🙀
— Juan Ibáñez (@juanhormiguero) December 15, 2013
Well, that’s one way to get them extra nipply.
7. Going Home with the Big Guy Himself
Ho ho hoes.
8. The family that gets turnt together, stays together
What a bunch of weirdos.
9. Getting Literally Lit
Like, she got so lit she thought she was typing “Merry Christmas” but she really wrote “Meowyyyy Cwizzzzzmas.” Hate it when that happens.
10. Getting Strung Out on Christmas Eve
Too many trees, man.
13. Aspirational fashion
14. Elfie’s First Ride
19. Elf’s Gone Wild
15. Twerking Your Way to the Naughty List
Just because you get on Santa’s naughty list doesn’t mean you won’t get it for Christmas.