11 of Madonna’s Shadiest Moments
Madonna turned 58 this week, and while we know age ain’t nothing but a number, you have to admit that in those 58 years, the queen has had some of the shadiest moments of all that time.
So we did the work for you and compiled Madonna’s best tea-slurping, shady af moments for you to enjoy this weekend.
1. When Madonna wanted to be #1 on the charts but Boyz II Men was blocking her
2. When she called Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” reductive and thenÂ LITERALLY SIPPED TEA
3. When she warned that she will shade you
4. When someone asked her about kissing Drake at Coachella and she responded “I kissed a girl and I liked it”
5. When Courtney Love threwÂ a compact at Madonna and Madonna gracefully shaded her
6. When someone gaveÂ her a hydrangea and she rolled her eyes
7. When she shaded DavidÂ Letterman
8. Someone called her show neat, and she wasn’t having it
9. When the Queen of Shade shaded herself!
I cannot handle this, funniest shade moment ever.