New Yorkers Want You To Know They DGAF About The Bomb
Last night there was a bomb in Chelsea and everyone freaked out… except for people who live in NYC. New Yorkers really need you to know they really don’t care. See for yourself:
inspiring: the first thing new yorkers did after the explosion in chelsea was call loved ones to say “actually, 23rd and 6th isnt chelsea”
— Max Read (@max_read) September 18, 2016
Said to my coworker, did you hear about the explosion? She says, yeah hurry up and make that negroni. Don’t fuck w New York.
— gay gay gay gay gay (@tommyomalley) September 18, 2016
Is it selfish to be wondering if up&down is open tonight?
— A$AP DOORMAN (@NYDoorman) September 18, 2016
*onscreen, holds up hand to earpiece* this just in….there have been reports of an explosion…….police say your mom went to the bathroom
— Brendan O’Connor (@_grendan) September 18, 2016
I just can’t believe a literal dumpster fire has now made an appearance in this election.
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 18, 2016
This has been a great opportunity for everyone on twitter to tell us they live at 23rd and 6th
— Samir Mezrahi (@samir) September 18, 2016
Was just offered Molly a half block away from Chelsea explosion site. Proud of NYC’s resiliency.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) September 18, 2016
Twisted, right? But honestly, New Yorkers have always thought they were too cool for everything.