Namilia’s SS18 collection was all about the V
Freeing the nipple is soooo last season. It’s time to free the vagina!
Namilia held its spring and summer 2018 runway show on Saturday, and it was like a Disney princess feminist acid rally in the best way possible.
There were vaginas eeeeverywhere and bras that make Madonna’s cone boobs look like a training bra. Even the makeup, done by Kabuki, was vagina themed with pink glitter and pearls.
During the show, models walked to a mix of Disney music and a song that went, “I can get dick anytime I want.” Please do yourself a favor and listen to this song anytime you are doubting the power of the V. It will one hundred percent make you feel better and you will drop into a side split and never look back.
After watching the show, I have come to the conclusion that SS18 is going to be all about wearing your vagina on your sleeve. Why not? It truly is the best accessory so don’t be surprised when you see everyone doing it. It will probably start with fashion people but then, as all great trends do, it will trickle down and the next thing you know you’ll try to get into an Uber pool but both of you will be wearing this look:
And someone’s going to have to walk. There just simply isn’t room for that many vaginas in one vehicle!
Lets be real, nobody does Power to the Pussy better than Namilia!
Next time you go out in some Namilia-approved pussywear and someone says, “Honey, there are vulvas on your dress,” promptly say, “Why thank you, it’s called fashion look it up!”