Study: Millennial Drinking Habits Are Classy As F*ck
Ring a ding ding, let’s have some Scotch on the rocks and top it off with a god damn dump truck of caviar: millennials are some classy motherf*ckers!
Science has officially proclaimed that 18-to-29-year-olds’ tastes are so refined, we are drifting away from beer and toward liquor and wine. How European!
[R]esearch shows that back in 1992-93, 70% of 18-29 year olds listed beer as their preferred drink.
By 2012-13 that number had plunged to 40%.
At the same time, about 15% of 18-29 year olds surveyed inÂ 1992-93 listed wine as their preferred drink and approximately 13% of 18-29 year olds listed liquor as their preferred choice.
By 2012-13 those numbers increased to about 23% and 30% respectively.
Wow! We are so coolÂ and possibly alcoholic. If we keep these numbers trending this way, 20-somethingsÂ everywhere will stop having to pretend they like IPA just so they don’tÂ seem uptight on dates.
Now let’s have an artisanal old-fashioned, listen to some vinyl, and cry about our student loans.