Melania Trump Legit Wore a “Pussy Bow” Shirt to the Debate Last Night
About 48 hours after the world found out that once upon a time, Trump said that when you’re famous, it’s totally chill to just grab a woman by the lady flower and ravish her, his wife Melania wore a “pussy bow” shirt in public.
It was hot pink, it was Gucci, and it cost over $1,000 — just like all the best pussies should be.
Quite an interesting fashion choice for @MELANIATRUMP tonight. She’s wearing the @gucci “pu$$y-bow” shirt #Debates2016 pic.twitter.com/jln9uXuqwt
— Politiquette (@politiquette) October 10, 2016
It was also, according to what a campaign spokesperson told somebody at CBS news, a completely unintentional choice, which just goes to show you how unprepared the Trumps are to be America’s spokespeople.
Trump says he’ll treat America like a business, only hiring the BEST people to run it, but he legit can’t even find somebody who not only knows what a pussy bow shirt is but also has the heart to tell Melania, “Aaaaay, maybe not, girl.”
Then again, maybe this was just Melania’s not-so-subtle way of shading Donald.
Melania Trump is wearing a pantsuit…… what I’m saying is #ShesWithHer
— Craig Harrington (@Craigipedia) October 10, 2016
Melania Trump is wearing a fuchsia pussy bow blouse, which is either a fashion statement or an epic subtweet of her husband
— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) October 10, 2016
Just sayin’.