There’s a hot new rumor on the street that Lady Gaga is going to perform at the Super Bowl this year, which is kind of a bummer seeing as her new single, “Perfect Illusion,” is really lame.
It’s also a big bummer for Taylor Swift, who was allegedly being considered to perform at the Super Bowl until she was publicly exposed as a snake and started aggressively dating some old-ish British dude to try and distract us from her public relations nightmare, which coincidentally only created a larger public relations nightmare.
But do you know who this news isn’t a bummer for?
Jorts.
In the past week, Lady Gaga has worn a lot of jorts.
Every once in a while, a new app comes around that goes viral and is officially downloaded on everyone’s phones (somehow even your grandma’s). There was Angry Birds, that racing game where the guy ran barefoot through ancient ruins, HQ, and we know there’s been plenty of dragon games. This month, the app going viral is
All good things must come to an end: like the “X-Men” Movies, and Summer, and Vine. But when it comes to language — you know, words, diction, syntax, all that jazz — we (the humans) seem to think that we can keep any word fun, relevant, and topical so long as it’s ironic. Like, once
This summer has been filled with everything we had hoped for – sun, beaches, ice cream, and of course, binge watching. Let’s be real – Summer is meant to be relaxing, and yes, watching TV for hours on end is relaxing. But, if you’re anything like me, you are getting pretty tired of what Netflix
Unfortunately, we’re almost done with Summer, and thanks to the endless happy hours, beach trips and brunches, you already blew through your Summer fun fund. How will you ever get drinks tonight with the girls, when that bank account is saying no? It’s a tough task, but you’re going to need to buckle down and
