Lady Gaga Is Probs Going to Perform Her Lame New Song At the Super Bowl
There’s a hot new rumor on the street that Lady Gaga is going to perform at the Super Bowl this year, which is kind of a bummer seeing as her new single, “Perfect Illusion,” is really lame.
It’s also a big bummer for Taylor Swift, who was allegedly being considered to perform at the Super Bowl until she was publicly exposed as a snake and started aggressively dating some old-ish British dude to try and distract us from her public relations nightmare, which coincidentally only created a larger public relations nightmare.
But do you know who this news isn’t a bummer for?
In the past week, Lady Gaga has worn a lot of jorts.
the musical and aesthetic statement that Lady Gaga has returned with can be summed up in one word: jorts pic.twitter.com/iCN8eQofhg
— Al Shipley (@alshipley) September 9, 2016
At least Lady Gaga performing at the Super Bowl is good news for somebody.
[H/T US Weekly]