What Happened to the 29 Pets Owned by the Kardashians Since 2007
The Kardashian family has had a lot of pets.
Like, so many pets it will make your head spin.
Yesterday on her app Kim walked us through all of the pets she’s had over the years and the mixed fates that have become of them.
“My fam has had SO many pets over the years, from dogs to rabbits and even a peacock named Peter Pan, LOL,” Kim explained. “The funniest thing is, I’m not the biggest animal person; sure, I love cute fluffy kittens but I don’t die to constantly have a pet.”
And yet, for the most part, she always has.
Bella was a cute little Maltese who made a cameo in some early Keeping Up With the Kardashians episodes but as Kim explained, Bella “went to go live with Pastor Brad!”
2 & 3. Louis and Vuitton
No idea what happened to them.
4 & 5. Dolce and Gabbana
Dolce “was the sweetest Chihuahua ever,” Kim confesses, or at least he was until he was “tragically killed by a coyote in the neighborhood.”
In fact, that’s part of the reason why Kylie named one of her first lip kits Dolce.
Don’t worry tho.
Gabanna is still alive and kicking it at Khloé’s.
Rocky was Kim’s appropriately named boxer from her Reggie Bush days. After they split up, even though they supposedly had split custody over Rocky, they obviously didn’t because Kim was never seen with him again.
Actually, Rocky hasn’t been seen at all since they broke up and Kim declined to comment on where he might be right now, which leads us to believe he went to a puppy farm upstate.
That is where unwanted puppies go, right?
Jackson was a cute Australian Shepherd given to Khloé in 2012 from Kendall and Kylie. Although Jackson made a few cameos on KUWTK, just like Rocky, nobody’s seen him for years and Kim neglected to explain why.
Bernard was Khloé and Lamar’s first dog together, who sadly didn’t get to stay with either of them after the divorce. Khloé totally would have taken him but “there was a strict no-pet policy” at Rob’s apartment, and even though she was just “briefly” moving in with him, she chose to give Bernard away to one of her friends.
It’s chill though.
Kim assures us that Bernard is “super happy” with his second family.
happy early birthday to me!!! my new little princess! 😍 thank you @robkardashian you’re the greatest
A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on
For Kendall’s 17th birthday, Rob got her a Great Dane named Blu who according to Kim “literally pooped everywhere, LOL!”
Understandably, nobody is sure where Blu is right now, but Kim’s use of the past tense sounds ominous.
.@KylieJenner: Ernie#KylieJenner pic.twitter.com/UV6qErSkge
— Kylie Jenner News (@KJennerNewsCOM) June 12, 2016
Unlike her sisters, Kylie is GREAT at not getting rid of her pets.
Ernie is one of her FOUR dogs, a long-haired dachshund who’s super cute and apparently really likes Tyga.
11, 12, & 13. Bambi, Norman and Sophie
Bambi, Norman and Sophie are the greyhounds in literally every other Snap Kylie posts.
Admittedly I have no idea which greyhound is not pictured above.
I’ve spent fifteen minutes trying to spot a difference between the three dogs and I’m still clueless.
A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on
Penny is the new puppy she got for her birthday.
The Kardashians didn’t just have dogs as pets.
They also had cats, and a variety of other super random animals.
Kanye gave Kim this adorable kitten named Mercy when they first started dating. At first, Kim took pictures of Mercy CONSTANTLY and then she suddenly developed an allergy to anything that’s possibly cuter than she is, so she “gave her to Khloé’s assistant Sydney.”
Sadly, Mercy died a few months later after coming down with a “cancer-like virus often associated with breeding.” *thinking emoji*
Charli was a very expensive cat that Kourtney and Scott got for little baby Mason for some unknown reason.
Charli’s time in Calabasas was very short-lived.
“Kourt gave him up for adoption when Reign was born,” Kim bluntly explained.
17. Peter Pan
I’m so happy @khloekardashian is back home for a few days! I missed her pet peacock! pic.twitter.com/lGM4L66J
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 15, 2012
Peter Pan is the name Khloé decided to give to the wild peacock that liked to hang out in the backyard at her old house.
This actually seems like the ideal pet for most of the Kardashian family.
18, 19, 20, & 21. Kris’s chickens
This was another short-lived situation.
One episode of KUWTK Kris decided it would be fun to have chickens.
By the end of the episode she had changed her mind.
So it goes.
22 & 23. Bruce and Snowflake
A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on
Kylie has a rabbit named Bruce and Kourtney has a rabbit named Snowflake.
They are rarely seen on social media, but assumed to still be alive at this point.
24-29. North’s fish
At the moment, North has five fish, although she really wants a puppy.
For the dog’s sake, let’s hope Kim can talk her out of that one.