Kanye Says Blue Ivy and North West Have NEVER Hung Out
Say what you want about Kanye West, but the man is a golden gift in an era where most celebrities would rather be caught not wearing makeup than saying anything bad about their fellow celebrities.
Sometimes the words that come out of Kanye’s mouth get him in trouble and sometimes the words are just so fucking good that you want to show up at his door with a box full of butt-shaped croissants and say, “Thank you, Mr. West.”
Last night, during a rant at his Saint Pablo show in Seattle, Kanye got to talking about how even though Jay Z and him are BFFs, their children have NEVER had a playdate.
Also, in unrelated news, Jay Z may not be his BFF anymore.
Apparently, things aren’t so hot between them right now because they’ve been feuding over “some Tidal/Apple bullshit” and Jay didn’t even both to stop by his house to check in to see how Kim was dealing with the trauma of being robbed at gunpoint.
To be fair, he did call, but gosh darn it, doesn’t he know that Kanye expects more from his BFF?
“I can’t take this shit, bro!” Kanye exclaimed while on top of the giant floating pedestal he puts himself on night after night to remind himself that yes, he is a god.
Then, after a pause that seemed like it would go on forever, Kanye delivered a fatal blow. “Our kids ain’t never even played together. Run that shit,” Kanye told his audience, who were probably foaming at the mouth to have heard such juicy gossip firsthand.
Blue Ivy and North West don’t hang out? Ever?
— ike®☄ (@IkerLopez27) October 20, 2016
If you need me, I’ll be crying in the bathroom.
[H/T NY Mag]