Ranking the Things Men Are Saying About Women in Popular Songs Right Now
When it comes to pop music, women don’t always get depicted in the best light. Then again, sometimes they do. It’s pretty much always up in the air how things are gonna go for us.
Since right now men are dominating the Billboard charts, iTunes charts, etc., I decided to make a list ranking everything menÂ are saying about women in their songs right now, from “aw bae” to “ew go away.” Here they are, ranked from best to worst.
1. “Exchange” // BrysonÂ Tiller
â€œSaw you strollin’ through the campus, I had to stop for you / I was scrollin’ through the â€˜gram, girl, I had to follow you / say whatâ€™s up with you? You got my soul.”Â
2. “Oui” // Jeremih
â€œIf we / tried that we could be / somewhere the climate / is warm, long as you around me / I swear that everything will be just fineâ€
Sometimes it’s the simplest declarations that seem the most heartfelt.
3. “Close” // Nick Jonas
â€œCause if I want you, then I want you, babe / ainâ€™t going backwards, wonâ€™t ask for space / cause space was just a word made up by someone whoâ€™s afraid to get too closeâ€
OMG, a man who’s not afraid of commitment and also sexy as hell? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
4. “Exchange” // Bryson Tiller
â€œMaybe Iâ€™m lowkey feelinâ€™ you, donâ€™t be cynical / wonâ€™t f*ck you over, wanna f*ck you over and again.â€
Again, this sounds like poetry to me. BrysonÂ Tiller might just be my dream man.
5. “Pillowtalk” // ZAYN
â€œI love to hold you close, tonight and always / I love to wake up next to youâ€
Don’t you love it when men are intoÂ snuggly sleepovers?
6. “Work” // Drake
â€œIf you had a twin I would still choose youâ€
That means a lot, Drake. It really does.
7. “Cake By The Ocean // DNCE”
â€œTalk to me baby / Iâ€™m going blind from this sweet sweet craving, whoa-oh / Letâ€™s lose our minds and go fucking crazy / ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping weâ€™ll eat cake by the oceanâ€Â
Whether he actually means eating cake by the ocean or eating your p*ssy by the ocean, this guy is a keeper, or lowkeyÂ crazy, but hey, that’s what a first date is for.
8. “One Call Away” // Charlie Puth
â€œIâ€™m only one call away / Iâ€™ll be there to save the day / Superman got nothing on me / Iâ€™m only one call away.”
Sweet. Kind of clingy, but sweet.
9. “Don’t Let Me Down” // Bryson Tiller
“Got good pussy girl, can I be frank?”
Why yes, yes you can. Thx for not wasting any of my time, boo.
10. “My House” // Flo Rida
â€œWelcome to my duck off the crib, the spot, the bad / but my house is your house if you throwinâ€™ it backâ€
Wow, what an almost nice thing to say.
11. “Freestyle 4” // Kanye West
â€œYou in my freak dreams / bad bitch, you dig that / get stacks, bitch out / tits out, oh shit / my dick out, can she suck it right now?â€
At least he’s asking. And hey, he sounds kind of fun.
12. “Down in the DM” // Yo Gotti
â€œI tell her / Snapchat me that pussy… mood / or Facetime me that pussy if itâ€™s… coolâ€
It’s not, but whatever, you’re kind of funny… sort of.
13. “Work From Home” // Ty Dolla $ignÂ
â€œOh, she the bae, Iâ€™m her boo / And she down to break the rules / Ride or die, she gonâ€˜ go / I wonâ€™t just, she finessinâ€˜ / I pipe her, she take that / put in overtime on your bodyâ€
You had me until you said “I pipe her.”
14. “Love Yourself” // Justin Bieber
“My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”
15. “Panda” // Desiigner
â€œI got broads in Atlanta / twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta.â€
Please don’t tell me about all the drugs you and your broadsÂ in Atlanta do okay, man? So not cute.
16. “Let It Go” // James Bay
â€œTryna fit your hand inside of mine / when we know it just donâ€™t belong / thereâ€™s no force on earth / could make it feel rightâ€
Well damn, why you even talking to me for? Men, am I right?
17. “Pop Style” // Drake
â€œGirl let me rock, rock, rock, rock, rock your body / Justin Timberlake and then I hit the highwayâ€
lol because when has saying you want to hit it and quit it ever scored you points with a girl?
18. “Work From Home” // Ty Dolla $ign
â€œOh yeah, girl go to work for me / can you make it clap, no hands for me? / Take it to the ground, pick it up for me.”
19. “Low Life” // The Weeknd
â€œGirl go ahead and show me how you get down / And I feel my whole body peaking / And Iâ€™m fucking anybody with they legs wideâ€
Aaaaand that’s my cue to leave. It’s been nice knowing you, dude. Got any herb for the road?