Elizabeth Taylor Made an Emo Makeup Tutorial Before YouTube Was a Thing
Makeup tutorials are very in right now, but did you know that back in 1974 Elizabeth Taylor filmed a step-by-step guide to giving yourself the perfect, â€œIâ€™m either crazy hot or just crazyâ€ smokey eye?
Well, she did and a video clip of it just resurfaced online.
The video is from what sounds like a forgotten classic called The Driverâ€™s Seat, in which Elizabeth Taylor plays a mentally disturbed spinster who travels to Rome looking for somebody to murder her and features memorable exchanges like:
Elizabeth Taylorâ€™s character: “If you think youâ€™re going to have sex with me, youâ€™re very much mistaken.”
Random fuckboy:Â “But I havenâ€™t had my daily orgasm. Itâ€™s an essential part of the diet; an orgasm a day. If you miss a day, you have to have two the next day and that gives me indigestion.”
Elizabeth Taylor’s character: “Eh, excuse me, which way it is to the Hilton, please?”
Policeman: “Turn left and then keep straight.”
ETâ€™s character: “Thank you. Ah, do you carry a revolver?”
ETâ€™s character: “Because if you did, you could shoot me.”
They donâ€™t make movies like this anymore, people.
[H/T Teen Vogue]