Happy October. If you are dry on ways to help ring on the month of madness, American Horror Story is here to help. The first trailer featuring actual footage from the show has premiered online for all to see, and reasonably freak out over. With a two headed woman, a bearded lady and of course Jessica Lange singing. American Horror Story Freak show promises us all that the previous season of camped out witches couldn’t quite deliver. So because we too are getting a bit freaky over the new trailer, here are a few more times that American Horror Story had us losing our heads in October. Figuratively speaking of course.
The Sexy Maid Who Wasn’t Actually Sexy
Because everyone got a bit freaked out when Dylan McDermott was turned on by the old/young looking maid in the sexy short skirt.
The Time A Nun Seduced A Preacher
Ok, so maybe she was possessed by the devil when she did this but still. Damn.
The older and wiser you get, the more you realize that going to college was probably not the best idea financially. You spent four years and tens of thousands of dollars on a degree in some kind of field that does not directly correlate to a job at all. Like, studying international business was great
Kris Jenner may not have as many followers as the children she grew in her womb do, but now that she’s the most popular person on Instagram, it was only a matter of time before she agreed to do an Instagram detox tea ad. And it is everything. Blessed be the spon con. READ ALSO:
Before there was Donatella Versace, there was Gianni Versace. And I mean that literally, because Gianni was born YEARS before Donatella popped out of their mother’s womb to say, “Ciao, fam.” Long story short, Gianni founded the legendary fashion house of Versace, then got murdered by a pseudo-sugar baby, and now the whole story’s being
I’m sure that throughout our years of living, we’ve dealt with douchebag guys and arrogant people who think they know it all. I have for sure had conversations with people or see things on social media that make me think, “Wow, are people really this damn dumb?” And as a black woman, I’ve had plenty
