These Highlighters Will Give You A Major Beauty Boner
The beauty industry has always been bold and experimental, but Bitch Slap Cosmetics has gone where no other makeup company has gone before: penis and vagina-themed highlighters.
That’s right. Those ARE private parts imprinted into what is otherwise a relatively clean palette. And holy shit, they’re quite realistic looking!
The company, whose goal is to “break cliches,” started off by creating “Big Daddy” lipsticks and highlighters as shown below:
The brand’s penis highlighters are appropriately named “Deep Throat” and come in varying shades like Rusty Dark Tone.
Now, however, the brand has transgressed into the world of vaginas and palettes with the most on point announcement ever: “We have gotten so many emails on a making a Vagina wheel and it’s coming.” You can applaud now. Retailing at $130, it’s not a bad deal. Plus, you get 3 vaginas and 3 penises embossed into your palette.
Nothing better than waking up to a glistening penis or vagina on your face, am I right or am I right?
