Have you ever been on a GODAWFUL date and NEED to tell someone all about it? I would expect so, in these times of OK Cupid, Tinder etc there are far too many opportunities for us to mismatched in the most hilarious and terrible ways. We will be featuring anecdotes of some of the most ridiculous tales of dating. Check out below!
Anonymous submitted:
On the first date with this guy we went to a bar, I swear not even 15 minutes into the date he starts heavily flirting and making these like Zoolander Blue Steel sexy faces at me. It was totally weird. I asked him if anything was wrong with his face and to stop with those looks. I thought he was f***ing with me.
He pulls my bar stool in close and asks me if I want to see something amazing. I didnt have the chance to answer before he takes out his phone and shows me a close up video of a money shot of himself jerking off and goes “Isn’t that gorgeous? It’s so hot right?”
After picking my jaw up off the floor (believe me, it was nothing special aside from the shock value) I got up and left. It was such a bummer too because he was hot, and supposedly had a great career. Wah wah.
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