Louis Had The Last Word, But Zayn Won WW1D

Ever since Zayn Malik quit being part of manufactured British boy band One Direction, things between him and ex-bandmate Louis Tomlinson have gotten ugly, ending a friendship so legendary that it had its own nickname: Zoius. Maybe it’s because they were constantly together on tour, but it seemed like the two did everything together.

They posed for pictures together:

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Practiced their choke holds:

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And they even smoked weed together:

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But despite countless nights spent passing a blunt back and forth, when Zayn quit the band, it was like he was quitting Louis too, and there’s nothing like betrayal to ruin even the most beautiful of friendships.

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Thus, World War 1D was born.

This morning, the war’s newest conflict broke out at 9:04 in the morning when producer/Zayn‘s new BFF Naughty Boy tweeted the following photo of him and Zayn hanging out:

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Zayn retweeted it.

Over two hours later at 11:41, Louis, who spent the previous two hours curled up in a ball on his bathroom floor crying while looking at pictures of him and his ex-bestie, picked himself up and decided enough was enough, firing the first shot of the morning with this absolutely brutal diss:

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At 11:55, Naughty Boy answers Louis‘ fire with a jab that went straight for the balls:

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Taking some time to formulate a counterattack, Louis ate a sandwich, read some fan mail, and At 12:17, he sent a personalized barb right back at his nemesis.

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One minute later, Zayn took to his bf’s defense and entered the battle grounds with this confusingly worded diss:

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Naughty Boy Retweets it.

Two minutes later, as part of a one-two punch Naughty Boy sends one last blow to Louis:

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Not wanting to be left without the last word, but lacking the strength to continue the fight, four minutes later Louis musters up a cheap shot, but ultimately fails to add any fuel to the fire.

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The fighting may be done for the day, but we clearly haven’t seen the end of World War 1D.  Let’s just hope Louis ups his game a little – Zayn’s a natural at modern Twitter warfare.


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