The Celebrities Who WON Easter
It’s no secret that celebrities are just like ordinary people, except they’re 100% cooler than ordinary people. Why? Because they’re hotter/richer/cooler/actually employ somebody to take all their Instagram pictures for them. But no shade, if we could, we probably would. Why shouldn’t your self-curation of your semi-private image be anything less than flawless? Here’s a look at some of the celebrities who wanted you to know that their Easter was better than your Easter – not out of shade, just because that’s the way the world works.
Kendall Jenner wanted you to know that she woke up like this (but let’s be real: bae looks f-i-n-e, but while she may have woken up naked, girl definitely wasn’t standing, stretching and already wearing a pair of ears when she woke up – calling it!).
Emily Ratajkowski wanted you to know that even with a creepy bunny mask on her head, she’s still the hottest woman alive.
Beyonce wanted you to know that Blue is having a more magical childhood than your children can ever conceive of having.
Oh, and she also wants you to know that her family is better at dying eggs than yours is.
Kim Kardashian wanted you to know that she has more money than you. Surprise.
Taylor Swift wanted you to know that not only does she not have to dress up for Easter if she doesn’t want to (yoga pants chic), but that her easter egg hunts are the most intense ever – seriously, they’re practically an extreme sport.
And last, but not least, Miley Cyrus wanted you to know that no matter how much weed you smoked, she’s smoked more.