Why You Should ALWAYS Ask Your Booty-Call “What Are We?”

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1. Because he obviously knows what he wants

He’s a guy, as soon as he saw you in the VIP section at Lavo, he definitely knew whether he wanted to spend his whole life with you or not. Might as well ask him as soon as you’re done doing the dirty, or even better—during!

2. Because it’s time for you start thinking about your future

Forget your career, your apartment, and your travel plans. Your true calling is to marry rich and spend the remainder of your years as a trophy wife, and there’s no better time to start then now! There’s no use having sex with guys if they’re not potential marriage candidates, that’s really all they’r good for anyways.

3. Because it won’t freak him out at all

Guys love talking about feelings! They just pretend they don’t! The best way to get a guy to open up is to start unleashing your crazy insecurities on him right away, so that there are no surprises later. If he doesn’t open up after your prodding, just start crying.

4. Because sex tells you everything you need to know about a guy

If he’s good in bed, he’s boyfriend material (obviously). You don’t need to worry about the fact that he doesn’t have a steady job and he dropped out of high school; if he lays the pipe right, you should wife!

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