What Tiffany Trump’s Bitmoji Says About Her
More often than not, Tiffany Trump’s gotten the short end of the publicity stick since her father became president, but that’s okay, because that’s pretty much been the story of her life.
But don’t worry.
Even though Tiffany could be sad she has a plan for how to finally get people to take her seriously as a human being.
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You can tell a lot about a person by their Bitmoji. Or at least about how that person sees themselves.
In case you didn’t know, Bitmojis come from a free app on your phone called Bitmoji that allows you to design a little cartoon version of yourself because why not.
Some people’s look a lot like themselves, and some, like Tiffany’s, do not.
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And just as a refresher, this is what Tiffany Trump actually looks like.
See what we mean about a lack of resemblance?
Still, Tiffany’s Bitmoji tells us A LOT about how she wants to be seen: as somebody to be taken seriously.
Just look at the way her Bitmoji is dressed.
Bitmoji Tiffany is wearing a full-length sweater over a crisp white-button down shirt, a knee-length skirt that barely gives her body any definition, and a pair of sensible loafers.
She’s simultaneously leaning into the classic Americana prep style you’d expect of a rich kid about to go off to Georgetown Law School, and announcing that she’s no longer willing to stoop to the standard Trump level of gaudy. Even though she did a few weeks ago.
And her current Bitmoji is DRASTICALLY different than the one she was using just a couple of months ago, which was decidedly thottier.
Although to be fair, back while she was still in college and it wasn’t just her father who wasn’t paying any attention to her, but the whole world, she did dress a little thottier too.
But nowadays, Tiffany apparently wants to prove to the world that she’s just as polished and family-friendly as her older sister Ivanka. Good luck, bb, but we’ll always miss your black-going-out-top days.