To Spit Or Not To Spit: 4 Easy Tips For Making It Easier To Swallow

Semen is definitely not one of my vices, I much prefer the Barney’s Warehouse Sample Sale, bread from Balthazaar, and reading exes Facebook pages; however, after years of experience and partners, I feel that I can safely say that I know what guys like: getting their dicks sucked! Whether you like swallowing or not, I’m sure that either your boyfriend, f*** buddy, or next 3 am bar pickup wants you to, and if you think that you’re finally ready to take it to that level with your man, here are a few simple tips to help lighten the load (pun DEFINITELY intended):

4. Know what he’s been eating!

Obviously this is more difficult to know if you’re not hooking up on the regular, but if you’re in a position to manage his dietary intake pre-BJ, DO IT! Avoid smelly veggies like garlic and onion and substitute for fruits like pineapple and watermelon..basically, get him some Jamba Juice before YOU get his juice.

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3. Swallow immediately, don’t let it linger.

Make sure he gives a clear signal that he’s about to climax and get ready, otherwise, you risk getting caught off-guard and you’re sitting there with that awkward “Where do I spit!?” look. NOT HOT!

2. Thrust it deeper!

This might seem slightly counter-productive, but trust me, it works! Once it gets past the gag threshold and into the throat, as long as you’re breathing through your nose, you won’t taste a thing!

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1. Hold your nose!

When all else fails, just hold your nose! It’s the easiest way to ensure a positive experience for your taste buds (and you don’t have to smell his musty balls!).

 

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