50 Thoughts Every Girl Has Before Sleeping With a Guy For The First Time
- Do I even want to sleep with him?
- Or am I just horny?
- Or drunk…?
- No, no, this guy is actually really sexy! Way sexier than the last guy I banged…
- That was a mistake
- What if this time is a mistake too?
- No, no, it won’t be, this guy definitely knows what he’s doing, did you see his ex? She was practically a model.
- Wait… what if I’m not as hot as his ex… will I still be as good in bed?
- F*ck a model anyways, I’ve got way bigger tits.
- But does he deserve it?
- I mean, he did buy me a pitcher of Sangria that one time…
- But maybe he was just doing that so I would get drunk and f*ck him…
- Wait who am I kidding, I wanted to get drunk so I could have an excuse for f*cking him
- Good thing I’m drunk again now!
- I wonder if he has a big dick
- I did casually notice that he wears size 13 sneakers, that’s definitely a good sign
- What if he thinks I’m a slut and never talks to me again?
- I’ll just make sure the sex is so good he’ll have to come back for me
- I mean… why wouldn’t he come back for more.. right?
- But what if it’s bad and I don’t want to have sex anymore… but he still wants to?
- Will I have to avoid him for the rest of my life?
- What if his dick isn’t actually big after all?
- If I don’t orgasm, should I just fake it? Or will I be setting myself up for no orgasm for the rest of my life?
- I’ll just make sure he eats me out first, or I’m definitely not going to f*** him.
- He’ll know to do that, right?
- What if he doesn’t… should I just pull a dude move and push his head down there?
- LOL no I’m not that weird…
- Or am I?
- Nah, I won’t let out the freaky side on our first time together…
- Or I’ll try not to
- Do you think he’ll think I’m easy if I have sex with him already?
- I mean, we’ve kind of been on two dates?
- Chipotle counts right?
- I think he’s Mexican, so Chipotle definitely counts as a date for him
- F*ck it, why should I care if he thinks I’m a slut, he should be happy he’s getting a piece of this!
- And I’m drunk… so I can just blame it on that
- Should I stay over after?
- Or should I just act really casual and leave right after?
- Do you think he’ll want to cuddle?
- OR maybe I could sleep over and then leave before he wakes up?
- Why can’t boys just tell us wtf they want from us?
- Oh wait, they want sex, right.
- I feel like I should just do it, it’s been way too long for me…
- What if I don’t remember how to?
- What if he doesn’t have a condom?
- What if I get Chlamydia and die?
- Are we really supposed to ask dudes if they have STDs before we sleep with them?
- That is the most awkward thing I could imagine in my life…
- F*ck he’s totally taking his pants off right now
- I think I’ll just give him head
