5 Things We Learned From The Royals Last Night
1. “Bagsy”= “Dibs” in Britain
Well, next time I’m in a bar and see a Jake Gyllenhaal look alike stroll in, I’m definitely calling “bagsy” to all my girlfriends.
2. Don’t Drink and Drive (especially while horny)
There are lots of dumb things we do when we’re drunk, but driving shouldn’t be one of them. If you’re going to use your liquid courage to go in for a kiss with the Prince of England, make sure you’re not operating a moving vehicle simultaneously.
3. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
The title of the episode “We Are Pictures… Or Mere Beasts” is a funny pun on the fact that royalty (and celebrities in general) are largely judged based on the photos of them that are published in the weekly tabloid. The king sighs at the fact that “My predecessors saved Prussia and I’m posing for London fashion week.” But then again, we all know that parliament does all the dirty work anyways, right?
4. Girls Get Jealous AND Hypocritical
It’s a tale as old as time, we’re seeing two guys at once, but still get jealous and/or offended when he’s doing the same, right? Turns out Ophelia (Merritt Patterson) is not so different. She’s a little pissed when she sees Liam with his new blonde model friend, although she’s been sneaking around with a cute, non-paparazzi followed dude named Nick from her school.
5. Liz Hurley is still a bad ass bitch
While she might always be causing trouble on the show, you got to admit that she has a wonderful way with words when it comes to dissing someone. Besides, I’ve always had a thing for the bad guy anyway..