Men Need To Stop Using This Offensive Pick Up Line
Pick up lines piss girls off.
Guy at bar: “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
Me: “No because I didn’t, so shut up.”
While the majority of men attempt to come up with a slightly better way at approaching women than a silly pick up line, many do not. And while most pick up lines are harmless, there’s one specifically that hurts my feelings…
“Do you have a boyfriend?”
When I answer no, men shockingly take it to heart.
Then they try these ones:
“How on earth does a girl like you not have a boyfriend?” or “What kind of guy wouldn’t want to date you?”
Oh, I’m sorry! I wasn’t aware that having a boyfriend was some lovely privilege bestowed upon lowly peasant women like me. Maybe the reason I don’t have a boyfriend is because I haven’t found anyone worthy of the position yet, ever think about that? Oh no, probably not, because you’re thinking with your penis anyway.
Because men never take my advice, here’s a list of possible responses to the worst pick up line ever:
1. Yes, he’s still defrosting in my fridge so I can eat him for dinner.
2. No, but I have a girlfriend who could beat you up!
3. Do you have a boyfriend?
4. I have boyfriend jeans and a boyfriend blazer, my boyfriend must’ve gotten lost along the way.
5. No, you can pick up an application on your way out though!