The Good, The Bad, And The Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes

Halloween only comes once a year, and that’s incredibly convenient because the only thing harder than coming up with the perfect costume is nursing a Halloween hangover. Now that Monday morning is here, and we’ve all officially had a chance to let this whole extra hour of sleep thing work for us, it’s time to recap what your favorite celebrities wore for Halloween in a segment I like to call “The Good, The Bad, And The Sexy.”

The Good

Emily Ratajkowski went full on yellow face and donned a skyhigh blue wig in order to bring America’s favorite housewife, Marge Simpson to life, and succeeded in looking hot without resorting to a “sexy” costume (that bitch)

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Katy Perry dressed up as a microphone so she could literally (and hilariously) drop the mic on Halloween

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Miley Cyrus ushered in Halloween by giving her own take on a classic Disney princess, Cinderella. Meet Cindersmelly, the “high as hell” and totally “ratch” Disney princess Cinderella became after getting her happily ever after and discovering drugs.

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Justin Bieber dressed up as an obscure Will Ferrell character (and showed off his tiny, baby boy ass)

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Fergie and Josh Duhamel dressed up as Karl Lagerfeld and his cat, Choupette

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And ironically, so did Kendall Jenner and her mysteriously un-famous friend

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But make no iffs, ands, or butts about it: Kendall definitely wore it better

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Speaking of pets, Snoop Dogg dressed up like a literal dog

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And last but not least Heidi Klum, the Queen of Halloween, brought every dude’s first fantasy to life: Jessica Rabbit.

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Talk about being the body, am I right?

The Bad

The most basic bitch you know, AKA Taylor Swift, spent her Halloween night dressed up like a snow man and singing “Let It Go” with Idina Menzel

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In the ultimate display of narcisim, Kim Kardashian dressed up as herself

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Jeremy Scott dressed up as who even knows?

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Gwen Stefani was a bloodied cowgirl (could this be a sign that her budding relationship with Blake Shelton is on the rocks, or was it just her misguided attempt to be sexy/scary?)

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Nicki Minaj wore one of her tour costumes, threw a crown on her head and called herself a fairy princess

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And Miley Cyrus was too high to remember to iron her costume and spent Halloween as a “Crinkled a$$ toof”

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The Sexy

Gigi Hadid dressed up as Sexy Sandy in a reminder to young girls everywhere that the only way to get a guy is to change literally everything about you

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We were totally green with envy over Shay Mitchell’s stunning Poison Ivy costume

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Ariana Grande dressed up like a sexy baby masquerading as a character from Labyrinth

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Stella Maxwell dressed up as a cheerleader one night and as a “gnarly baby” the next, while Andrea Pejic just looked hot both nights

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And last but not least, our queen Kylie Jenner dressed up as both a boobtastic ninja warrior princess

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And a sexy snow princess/eskimo

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Remind me to do some sit ups next Halloween.


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