Swimsuits for Busty Gals That Won’t Cause a Nip Slip
It’s swimsuit season and nothing else feels more exciting than being able to slip into a bikini or a one-piece. Given that anyone can rock a swimsuit, here’s the one thing that is holding us back: the majority of fun swimwear styles are NOT big boob-friendly. Sadly, this has affected me to much to the point where I felt like I wanted to have a breast reduction to size down on my 32DD boobs.
To all my busty sisters, don’t feel ashamed. Remember how Pamela Anderson couldΒ rock a red one-piece on Baywatch while having a rockin’ pair of 34Ds? If you ever feel ashamed of your boobs, don’t be! Let me show you the way for finding the hottest styles. Believe me, you can thank me later.
1. Bordeaux by the Beach
L.A. Hearts by Pac Sun Velvet Underwire Bralette Bikini Top, $35.95
Who says that velvet bikinis are only for the ‘gram? Light up your world in this super sexy bralette! Classic, trendy and sexy, it holds your girls up with class. Thank the Lord that the lace-up ribbons can save you from another nip-slip. Pair this with velvet bikini bottoms and you’re good to go!
2. A ‘Lil Key to Your Heart
L.A. Hearts Cutout Bikini Top, $26.95
Vogue may declare that boobs are out, but screw that! Show your haters who’s glowing. Sliced in the middle, the keyhole gives your cleavage room to breathe amidst all the heat and sweat. Just don’t wear this in front of your dad!
3. Sashay Ya Sway!
Fringe has a reputation for not being boob-friendly due to the fact that such embellishments are distraction attractors! Your boobs may already cause enough attention, but if you are a diehard maximalist like me, do it with confidence. While the halter style is emphasizes your shape, the fringe gives the illusion of downsizing your bust.
If you got a tiny waist, it also makes you look tinier than you really think! Although the price may be a bit out of our budget, thank Audrina for coming up with this Einstein solution. Not only can you wear it at the beach, you can rock it at Coachella or any other fun festival coming your way. (Believe me, it will be worth every penny!)
4. KO: The Blackout
Calvin Klein Fixed Triangle TopΒ , $71.30
To all my sporty gals, I got something for you: the basic black bikini from your favorite ’90s brand. As the king of jeans and underwear, Calvin Klein ain’t afraid to serve you classically sexy swimwear. Given that triangle tops are at a risk of being nip-slip friendly, this one holds down the chips as the best in town.
Personally, I own this style and it’s given me nothing but comfort. My girls feel so still that they never even MOVE! You can also adjust the straps, which is also another plus whether you’re petite like Kim Kardashian or tall like Teyana Taylor. Pair this with the matching bikini bottom or a side-tie! If you don’t feel like wearing a proper bra, rock this as a bralette on the days you wanna go braless.
5. The New Nude
Mandalynn Thea One Piece, $172
Kylie, what’s good? Last year, Jenner was papped out with her ex in a metallic silver version. When you are out with your boo, remind him that this is the nude he’s been waiting for. No other accessory compares to yourself.
6. Bae, Watch Me Outside
Karameleon Porsche Deep V Full Piece, $100
How in the world can we IGNORE the classic high-cut swimsuit?! Thanks to Miss Pam Pam and the electrifying Carmen Electra, it’s no secret that the most iconic swimsuit in pop culture has been drilled into our heads for the past 20 years. Myself included. I’ve been trying to cop the Baywatch style for ages, but it was hard as conventional swimwear fabrics don’t support my all-natural cleavage. Thankfully, a shelf bra can keep you intact whether you’re in or out of the water! For the full Pam Anderson look, wear this with metallic sandals, tousled waves and a cute straw bag. Optional accessory: a super hot tattooed rocker boyfriend. P.S. You can also score this in black!
7. 24K Magic
Karameleon Gold Member Crushed Velvet Bikini, $127
Who says that you cannot purchase a bikini top and bottom separately? Like Barbie and Ken, this golden dream from Karameleon comes together! Wear this with your favorite gold jewelry, gilded gloss and turn up to Bruno Mars’ “24K Magic”!
8. The Lace-Up Top for the Girls Who Aren’t Over Lace-Up Tops
Minimale Animale Dark and Stormy Top, $120
Lace-up tops and chokers are declared beyond dead in the fashion ER, but Minimale Animale proves that they are here to stay. Packed with strings that go from your boobs to your neck, you can literally rock this bikini from the desert to the sea! Seriously, it’s the sexiest piece you will ever own.
While this L.A.-based swimwear brand is known for its incredibly tight cuts (FYI, this came from personal experience!), the style, fabric and design are bound to keep your girls at bay. WARNING: expect a dude or two to ask you for your digits.
9. Shake and Slither Like a Polaroid Picture
ASOS Fuller Bust Snake Print Push Up Swimsuit, $53
For anyone who’s larger than a DD, raise your glasses! This super lit pink snakeskin print is ready to be worn by you. Believe me, your killer curves will look this good. Tell your mom that you don’t need to go to the back of the department store to find a swimsuit anymore.
10. The Barbie Girl
Minkpink Stripes Swimsuit,Β $75, Revolve
Imagine yourself driving down the PCH in a pink corvette while you’re all dolled up in your go-to red lipstick, high ponytail, gold bracelets and cat-eye sunglasses. The moment you throw on this swimsuit, you immediately transform yourself into Barbie. Although Barbie’s go-to black and white swimsuit is strapless, this Minkpink creation is all about drawing the eye up. With an underwire and no padding, you can rock the hell outta this baby.
