Style-Scope: Bikinis For Your Zodiac Sign
Aries – The Ram
March 21st – April 19th
Aries does diva better than anyone! In fact, you define it. Your need for attention leads to bold fashion choices with fresh twists. But be careful hard-headed Ram, you could go a little too overboard. You love color and dramatic lines, but your confidence is what truly completes your look. You are pretty hilarious, so be careful not to translate that sense of humor into your wardrobe. You want people to laugh with you, not at your outfit. What better place to shine than on the beach? You’re finally able to show off your sex appeal again, so get tan and start shopping for the loudest bikini you can find! You’ll turn heads, like all boss bitches do.
Taurus – The Bull
April 20th – May 20th
There’s nobody more elegant than you, Taurus! Sure, you’re all about classic pieces that never go out of trend, but you’re also about looking better than everyone in the room. Taurus don’t come second, but it’s important to remember bitches usually come in first. Keep that stubborn nature in check with calming neutral tones. They make up the bulk of your wardrobe anyway, and there’s no need to deny your timeless taste now. Your feminine frame is sure to look good in anything, but a vintage inspired bikini is your number one choice. We know you like material objects more than most people, so take that love for quality over quantity and buy that investment bikini you’ve been eyeing for the longest time.
Gemini – The Twins
May 21st – June 20th
If anyone loves to reinvent their look, it’s you Gemini! Your love of classic shapes and styles must be combined with comfort. Perhaps stretchy, soft, and comfortable swimsuits will negate that pushy and overbearing behavior of yours. Remember to slow down while you shop, getting your panties in a twist will only enhance your paranoid behavior. Breathe in, breathe out. You can still show off your eccentric flair while keeping cozy, remember that. Black is definitely your secret weapon, but you must make sure to pick a suit that’s just as outgoing as your good twin. Your progressive nature shouldn’t have any issues with that, unless your evil twin gets in the way. Animate your style the same way you animate your perfect little life.
Cancer – The Crab
June 21st – July 22nd
Hey tomboy, there’s no better place to show off your feminine side than at the beach. Your love of baggy has got to go, at least for now. You tend to love sheer, so don’t let a crowded beach deter you from what you want to wear, even if you #FreeTheNipple! Worry about your own looks instead of trying to help others, it will only distract you from yourself. Newsflash, you aren’t perfect Cancer, and don’t get all sensitive about it either. Put yourself first for once – you deserve it! It might be hard for you to embrace momentary selfishness, but that inner light of yours is sure to draw in a mass amount of attention while you’re tanning on the beach. You’ll definitely need an abundance of options.
Leo – The Lion
July 23rd – August 22nd
The warm weather should make you even more passionate than usual, dear Leo! You have an uncanny ability to be soft in demeanor, but there isn’t much soft about that personality of yours. You love attention and you’ll do anything to get it. The first step is admitting that you have a problem! Your need for sophistication makes you love designer clothing more than most signs, plus you live to brag. Why would Queen Leo accept anything less than the best? Exquisite is the name of your bikini game, but you don’t need to buy anything dramatic. Your obsession with shock value might cause you to buy a discussion swimsuit, but the attention will end once the conversation is over. You’re a star, even in a paper bag Lioness.
Virgo – The Virgin
August 23rd – September 22nd
Striking designs catch your eye Virgo, but don’t worry about being too flashy! You are a definite pain in the ass, but you sure as hell don’t dress like one. Your usually brooding sign might not want to stand out, but your impeccably well-fitted clothes will attract complimentary stares anyway. You don’t have to wear grey to prove you’re emotional. It might be hard for you to understand, but nobody really cares that much. You’re all about indulging, but it’s time to start embracing. Let a little loose! Who says a new bikini can’t bring you the pleasure we know you love deep down? Use your obsessive energy in the best of ways with a picture perfect beach-time look. Remember, you’ll feel good if you look good!
Libra – The Scales
September 23rd – October 22nd
Oh graceful one, you must let go of your professional demeanor at least a little bit to truly enjoy some summer fun. There’s no sign who loves lingerie more than you! Take some of that ultra-feminine sex appeal to the beach with bedroom inspired bikinis. You couldn’t look classless even if you tried to, so have some fun and experiment a bit. Your new look is sure to turn a few familiar heads, maybe even past crushes. Don’t let your indecisive nature ruin the fun. Sure, picking the perfect bikini is important, but not more than your summertime activities. You like the newest of the new and will always keep your stuff in pristine condition, so don’t be scared to splurge a bit. Just don’t cry if a sandy rock rips your swimsuit. Enjoy the experience, oh so anal one.
Scorpio – The Scorpion
October 23rd – November 21st
Hey there Scorpio, nobody does lady-like with an edge better than you do. There’s no need to say goodbye to your luxe staples just because of the warm weather. Bring that street-chic to the beach, but try to amp up your predictable neutral palette. Everyone loves you for your uncanny ability to be fun and serious, so incorporate that into your look. Paranoid much? You always look bomb! If they made a pill for self confidence, you’d need it more than ever at the start of bikini season. Trust that you are hot, because you are. Your womanly figure will slay all the curve-free bodies at the beach and there’s no better place to show off your sex appeal. You’ll exude sexuality, even in a one-piece.
Sagittarius – The Centaur
November 22nd – December 21st
Your relaxed look favors menswear more than most signs. You aren’t like anyone else, and your individuality makes you stand out, even in a baggy pair of trousers. While oversize swimsuits may not exist, a sporty one-piece will do the trick. Don’t worry about being boring, it’s impossible for you. Prints and colors will help you stay in touch with your femininity, even if you’re fully covered. Who loves food more than you? Don’t worry about packing bloat-free snacks in your beach-ready picnic basket, maybe just purchase a one-piece with a little extra room. You’re a born adventurer, so we know you have some epic vacations planned over summer break. Just make sure you have a swimsuit that you can look hot in by the pool, but that won’t come untied while you’re kayaking in the ocean!
Capricorn – The Goat
December 22nd – January 19th
Your attention to detail surpasses every other sign. You know superb quality when you see it, and who says a luxurious bikini isn’t a necessary staple? Comfort is key for a realist like yourself, so don’t buy that frilly bikini you’re sure to wear just once. Your old-school glam aesthetic can be achieved using classic cuts. Opt for some light cream colors to keep your energy high, and trust that the simplest bikini in the store is the one you are most likely to hold onto forever. Been called pompous one or two times in your life? Don’t mistake luxury with grandeur. Even the simplest style can look shishi on you. But buy what you like and stay true to yourself, you are the chicest freak out there.
Aquarius – The Water Bearer
January 20th – February 18th
You’re a true trend setter Aquarius! Your whimsical approach to dressing shocks others in the best of ways. People may always tell you to dial it down, but this is definitely not the season to do so. Sure, you’re full of original pizzazz, but it’s time to top even your craziest self. Keep surprising people with your refined statements. Trust in your good taste, even you flock to the bikini on sale and wonder why nobody else wants it! You can pull anything off. Sure, you’d rather be completely nude than in a body hugging swimsuit, but at least you can be less dressed than usual! Your water sign is sure to spend some quality time surfing the waves, so make sure your swimsuit is practical and secure!
Pisces – The Fish
February 19th – March 20th
Oh Pisces, you’d sparkle on the rainiest of days. Just imagine summertime with the sun glistening all over you and your brand new bikini, maybe even a metallic one. Although you have one of the best and biggest imaginations in this world, random purchases still aren’t a good idea. Stay grounded while searching for the perfect swimsuit because at the end of the day, you care about being cozy more than anything else. It’s time to invest in the uniform that represents your true identity, you’ll be receiving way too much attention to feel uncomfortable anyway. Then again, you’ll just do whatever the hell you want. Don’t let your stubbornness stop you from wearing sunscreen though! How many times have you heard the words “I told you so” in that crazy life of yours?