So, You Wanna Have A Threesome?

You’re only young once right? And unless you expect for your future spouse to be attending swingers parties with you, now is a better time than ever to indulge in all the sexual fantasies you have on your bucket list.

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Unfortunately, I have not had the pleasure of engaging in a threesome with two other dudes (although I can try my best and report back soon), but I have had a pretty hysterically fun experience with a guy and another girl.

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If you’re looking to try it out, especially for the first time, I recommend going in on a guy with your best friend. We all know girls are jealous, and do you really want to feel like you’re competing with another hot chick who you barely know? Secondly, if you’re not particularly into girls (like me) you’re probably going to be a lot more comfortable with someone else’s titties in your hand if it’s your closest gal pal.

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Personally, I think threesomes can be pretty f***ing awkward. There are only so many things that two girls can do with one guy, hence why I think two guys-one girl combo is the way to go. Waking up in a bed with two other people was pretty hysterical, and when the dude made us both breakfast we high-fived each other, obviously.

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So once you’ve got your best, sexy and fun, friend on board; you need to pick the lucky guy. You’ve really got your choice of the lot, because as long as a dude’s single, he is 99% likely to be on board. My advice is to pick someone you both are friendly with, but NOT one of your closest friends or boyfriends, or anyone either of you would have feelings towards- that would get messy. (Don’t pull a Dan Humphrey and have a three way with both girls you’re actually seeing…)

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My friend and I were so incredibly pleased with our drunken decision in taking our lucky dude home, because not only was he sexy, he was just a genuinely nice gentleman. Like I said, he made us breakfast in the morning, drove us home the next day, and even fetched us drunk munchies the night before. A guy should realize how lucky he is to have not only you, but your hot friend both on his D, and he better work for it.

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