How Each Sign Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day
St. Paddy’s Day is one of very few holidays where a parade or a small pub ends up more lit than the club. And while I may not even be Irish, I do enjoy any excuse to binge drink and wear the color green.
Everybody is different, though. And as usual, the stars will always give us clues about what’s to come. Whether you’re passed out at 5 p.m. or just starting the party, here’s what the zodiac indicates will happen during tomorrow’s shenanigans.
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Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
This sign is a party animal! They’re confident, they’re adventurous, and they would literally have fun anywhere. Whether it’s at the parade or a pub, they’re gonna be the right amount of turnt and the life of the party.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
Taurus is all about loving vibes and feeling good. As an Earth sign, they love being outside, so they’ll def be at the Parade all morning before drunkenly making out with somebody at night.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
Gemini is a jokester! They love telling jokes and laughing with friends, so find them making puns, roasting everyone else, and kicking people for not wearing green all day. They’ll probably be wearing a quirky t-shirt, too.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
Cancer is going to get too drunk and have a drunken heart to heart with everyone, probably. She’s also gonna pass out early and be hungover by 1am. The next day she’ll tweet, “Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real.” I am a Cancer, trust me.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
Leos are leaders. They’re gonna be the center of attention, outgoing AF, and meeting new people everywhere. Also, they’ll prob be flirting with everything that moves, but all in good fun.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
Virgos show up ready for the turn up in every practical way. They’ll have a bag full of Band-Aids and condoms. It might be hard for them to let loose at first but they’ll be shimmying in a corner by the end of the day.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
Libras are the mama bears. They’re fun, they know how to take care of themselves, and will probably end up taking care of other people too. Expect some hard love the next morning and a perfect recollection of the previous day’s events.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
Scorpio is just about laughing, keeping it lowkey with their closest friends, and looking for somebody to take home later. This is the sign of mystery so whatever they do for St. Paddy’s, don’t expect them to be following the crowd. They want to stand out and they certainly won’t be putting the whole thing on Snapchat.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
These free spirits were made for pub crawls. They’ll be everywhere, wandering wherever the wind blows and looking for new experiences to take in. They don’t really care about the plans and you prob won’t even know what they’re doing until the day of. They’re down for shots, though.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
Realistically, St. Patrick’s Day is on a Friday this year and Capricorn is not with it. They’re gonna work all day before finally meeting up with their friends who are too drunk to even catch up to. They’re prob not into wearing green but who cares? They’ll still be a good time.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
Going out with an Aquarius on St. Paddy’s is fun because they go with the flow and they’re super friendly. They’re just gonna be dancing and having a good time. They don’t even need alcohol to do it.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
Pisces is here for a good time, not a long time. This is the sign most likely to end up missing after encouraging everyone to take shots all day. They’ll also probably be in their feelings later.
