The Internet Is Making Fun Of Donald Trump For Not Knowing What Schlong Means

Schlong [noun]: a penis which is a fairly good length, as opposed to a schlort or a schlemedium.
Schlonged [verb]: to be cockslapped by a man with a large penis

Much like Miley Cyrus, Donald Trump has a knack for making headlines for saying and doing controversial, and sometimes woefully ignorant and offensive things.  Unlike Miley Cyrus, Donald Trump may or may not know what the word schlong means.

While discussing the threat Hillary poses to his campaign, Donald Trump used the well-known slang for penis in what is either a very sexist, or a very misguided way.  “Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost.”

As the Washington Post pointed out, this is not the first time Donald Trump has used the word to describe a female politician.  In 2011 he said, “I watched a popular Republican woman [Jane Corwin] not only lose but schlonged by a Democrat [Kathy Hochul] nobody had ever heard of for the congressional seat.”

While the jury’s still out on what exactly Donald Trump has thought the word ‘schlong‘ meant for the past 4 years, the Internet has capitalized on the confusion, making the hashtag #Replaceawordwithschlong a trending topic on Twitter. 

The premise is just as simple as you could imagine, only more hilarious.

 

             

 

             

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but thank you, Donald Trump.  You may be a sexist, racist, xenophobic, slimy asshole, but at least you gave us all the gift of schlong. 


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